Twilight Velvet: Wait, how can you know that our son is going to marry a princess? AND HOW CAN YOU KNOW I’M GOING TO GET PREGNANT TONIGHT?!

Nightlight: Who cares? I’m a unicorn, magic or something. NOW LET’S ENJOY THIS NIGHT DOING THE WE-WE! THE FATE OF THE ENTIRE KINGDOM DEPENDS ON US!

Author’s note: Dat Nightlight’s mane. I love it. I’ll marry that thing if I could.

Art by Microtech. Story by Best-seller.